Tuesday 19 April 2016

Chip of the Old Bastard

That Daniel kid impressed us at the weekend, while also being a snarky little bleeder.

We were at the park and he was being stroppy and not listening. Then he tried to jump off something and manages to smack himself.

Being the understanding and patient parent that I am I said 'That was a stupid thing to do wasn't it?' I followed this up by almost falling over a mushroom thing, but obviously in a classy way.

With impeccable timing Grumpy Dan said 'That was a stupid thing to do as well'. I managed to keep my angry face but Jacqui was almost crying.

Next day I told my friend Mary Ann, she laughed, Jacqui told her family, they laughed. It has been decreed that this was funny.
Touché Dan, touché.

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