I never thought this would happen

Last Tuesday night Jacqui and I joined an honest to goodness gymnasium. I know it sounds crazy but it happened, witnesses are being sought.

And if that were not enough I've even frequented the establishment three times now at seven of the clock in the morning. Jacqui's been dropping me off at seven and I've been catching the bus back home and it's all working pretty well. Now I just need to keep it up for several months.